Okay you can stop laughing now.\u00a0 I mean it, stop laughing. Stop laughing at ME and MY butt or I’ll figure out some way for YOU to pull a muscle in YOUR butt. I swear I will.<\/p>\n
I was emptying out my storage locker back in October and moving the contents to my house.<\/p>\n
I went to bed one night and woke up the next morning literally barely able to walk because somehow I pulled a muscle in my butt (how many times do I have to tell you to STOP with the laughing already?)<\/p>\n
I’m gonna laugh at YOU when you are in agony sitting on the throne and then you’ll be sorry for laughing at ME.<\/p>\n
How do I know you are laughing at me?<\/p>\n
My best friend in the Netherlands laughed at me when I told her I pulled a muscle in my butt.<\/p>\n
My mother laughed so hard she almost peed her pants when I told her I pulled a muscle in my butt.<\/p>\n
A bunch of my friends over in western Oregon laughed themselves silly when I told them I pulled a muscle in my butt.<\/p>\n
You are just another in a long line of people laughing at me because I pulled a muscle in my butt,<\/p>\n
There”s only one person who hasn’t laughed at me because I pulled a muscle in my butt.\u00a0 The same thing has happened to her, and people laugh at her too.<\/p>\n
Do I ever want to pull a muscle in my butt again? I DON’T THINK SO!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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