{"id":114,"date":"2010-02-22T05:45:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-22T13:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i-dont-think-so.com\/wordpress\/?p=114"},"modified":"2010-02-22T05:45:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-22T13:45:00","slug":"my-mother-would-be-so-proud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=114","title":{"rendered":"My Mother Would Be So PROUD!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little background: I&#8217;m a slob. And I tend not to care what clothes look like as long as they are clean, however that&#8217;s actually an improvement over the way I used to be. In college my mother would be appalled because I&#8217;d wear dirty jeans, dirty blouses, etc even when out in public.<\/p>\n<p>Back on 2\/1\/2010 I had to leave the house to go apply for energy assistance.\u00a0 I&#8217;d failed to do laundry for a while\u00a0 and the only clean non-ratty pants I had were sweat pants.\u00a0 And these weren&#8217;t the fitted sweat pants either so they were high-water pants.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m wearing a CLEAN black blouse, CLEAN purple sweat pants, CLEAN white socks, and my Disney crocs with the PINK strap. I took the socks off once because they looked so dorky, then I put them back on again because it was cold outside and my feet look horrendous (very dry skin).<\/p>\n<p>Then I saw how totally and completely dorky I looked wearing the high water purple sweat pants and the white socks (not to mention the Disney crocs with pink strap) and I just could not force myself to leave the house looking that dorky.<\/p>\n<p>Its one thing to look like a complete and total dork when you are going through a drive through window at a fast food place, all they can see is your top half, but I was going to be in a room with other people for at least an hour.<\/p>\n<p>So I scrounged up the clean but ratty jeans since they were only ratty around the waist.\u00a0 Nobody was going to see my waist.<\/p>\n<p>My mother would be so PROUD.\u00a0 ROFLMAO!!<\/p>\n<p>Definitions<\/p>\n<p>dork [d\u0254\u02d0k]<em>n<\/em> <em>Slang<\/em><\/p>\n<div><strong>1.<\/strong> a stupid or incompetent person<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><strong>ratty<\/strong> &#8211; showing signs of wear and tear<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little background: I&#8217;m a slob. And I tend not to care what clothes look like as long as they are clean, however that&#8217;s actually an improvement over the way I used to be. In college my mother would be appalled because I&#8217;d wear dirty jeans, dirty blouses, etc even when out in public. Back&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=114\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My Mother Would Be So PROUD!!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[631,632,1081,1568,1848,2071],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-dorks","tag-dorky","tag-jeans","tag-ratty","tag-sweat-pants","tag-white-socks","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}