{"id":403,"date":"2010-04-27T15:07:09","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T22:07:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=403"},"modified":"2010-04-27T15:07:09","modified_gmt":"2010-04-27T22:07:09","slug":"get-on-the-same-page-would-you-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=403","title":{"rendered":"Get On The Same Page, Would You Please?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I called my temporary employment agency about 12:30 pm to find out the availability number and to check that I was still active with them.<\/p>\n<p>I was told that since I hadn&#8217;t been in since 2008 I would have to come in and be re-certified or whatever.<\/p>\n<p>I was also told\u00a0 the employment counselors saw applicants from 9 am to 2 pm (again it was about 12:30 pm) so I ran fast like a bunny to their offices, address book, social security card, drivers license, and resume(s) in hand.<\/p>\n<p>What a waste of time, gas, and effort that was&#8230;..after I updated my application with my last job and current references, I was told by a different person that I would have to make an appointment to see a employment counselor later in the week.<\/p>\n<p>I think they could have done the I-9 certification (proof of eligibility to work in the United States of America) today too, it would have taken 5 minutes tops as\u00a0 it consists of the temporary employee filling out a form and the agency\/employer taking photocopies of your identification documents; one would think the receptionist would have the skill to do that but maybe their union (ha) only allows the employment counselors to turn on the photocopier.<\/p>\n<p>The question about do you have these documents rather set my teeth on edge as well.\u00a0 Its raining, I&#8217;ve not got an umbrella or a raincoat, am wearing crocs, no socks, capri pants, and a T shirt&#8230;.and my clothes and my hair are as dry as old bones.\u00a0 How did she think I got to the office (15 minute drive) without having a drivers license?<\/p>\n<p>Furthermore, this will be at least the third time I&#8217;ve had to prove my eligibility to work in the USA for this temp agency alone; you would think once would be enough since where I was born isn&#8217;t going to change even if you have me verify it every single day between now and the day I die!!<\/p>\n<p>Then there&#8217;s this question: Have you been employed by Express Personnel Services before?\u00a0 Now, if she&#8217;d taken the time to look at the application she could have assumed that as the only parts of the application I was told to fill out were my last job and my current references.<\/p>\n<p>I was also told it might be helpful to fill out the skills sheet and of course I had to sign the application.<\/p>\n<p>If I&#8217;d been a new or prospective employee, I would have been required\u00a0 to fill out the entire form.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm, just a little tiny look at the form would have told her one of two things: 1) my form was incomplete or 2) I was indeed a prior or current employee of Express Personnel Services.<\/p>\n<p>I have an appointment for tomorrow morning at 9:00 am.\u00a0 I truly would have preferred going to the office just once; I even would have been happy with going somewhat earlier tomorrow morning before my appointment (as filling out the forms took less than 10 minutes).<\/p>\n<p>The receptionist and the person covering for her lunch hour really need to be on the same page when talking to people over the phone or in person.<\/p>\n<p>In my case, its a less than 15 minute drive to their office and that&#8217;s if I hit the traffic lights and stop signs wrong.<\/p>\n<p>But if people are coming in from Sunriver, Sisters, Terrebonne, Redmond, or La Pine it would be more than just a &#8216;inconvenience&#8217; to them to have to come back (each of those towns is 15-20 miles away one way, and lets not even talk about Madras and Prineville, 40+ miles away one way).<\/p>\n<p>It would be a major waste of their time, gas, and money to come to Bend under the misguided assumption that a employment counselor could see them same day.<\/p>\n<p>After finding out that I had been misinformed, I was so ticked off that I forgot to breathe and when I remembered to breathe, I decided not to go off on these people.\u00a0 After all, I need a job and they are in the business of finding jobs for people.<\/p>\n<p>But am I impressed with Express Personnel Services? I DON&#8217;T THINK SO!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I called my temporary employment agency about 12:30 pm to find out the availability number and to check that I was still active with them. I was told that since I hadn&#8217;t been in since 2008 I would have to come in and be re-certified or whatever. I was also told\u00a0 the employment counselors saw&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=403\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Get On The Same Page, Would You Please?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[145,147,547,548,645,667,723,812,1022,1095,1130,1462,1527,1563,1579,1755,1880,1915],"class_list":["post-403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evils","tag-application","tag-appointment","tag-current-employee","tag-current-references","tag-drivers-license","tag-eligiblity","tag-express-personnel-services","tag-forgot-to-breathe","tag-inconvenience","tag-jobs","tag-last-job","tag-photocopies","tag-prior-employee","tag-raining","tag-receptionist","tag-social-security-card","tag-temporary-employment-agency","tag-ticked-off","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}