{"id":439,"date":"2010-04-28T10:25:45","date_gmt":"2010-04-28T17:25:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=439"},"modified":"2010-04-28T10:25:45","modified_gmt":"2010-04-28T17:25:45","slug":"now-theres-a-job-i-dont-want-first-in-a-series","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=439","title":{"rendered":"Now There&#8217;s a Job I Don&#8217;t Want&#8230;First In A Series"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday on my way to Express Personnel, I noticed a panhandler on the corner.\u00a0 That&#8217;s not too unusual as it starts to warm up here in Bend, and my usual reaction is a quiet thought &#8220;there but for the grace of God go I.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then I looked to the left and saw somebody in a blue see-through plastic rain cape (yes he was fully dressed otherwise ROFL) prancing around on the other corner.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wow, that&#8217;s unusual for a panhandler&#8221; was my first reaction but then he turned around, and I saw he was holding a fake guitar that was advertising Little Caesars pizza.<\/p>\n<p>I am so happy that I don&#8217;t have to prance around like a man on an fuzzy tree (thanks to Elvis Presley for that line) on a busy street corner in the rain in a blue see-through plastic rain cape (otherwise dressed or not) with a fake guitar, advertising a pizza chain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday on my way to Express Personnel, I noticed a panhandler on the corner.\u00a0 That&#8217;s not too unusual as it starts to warm up here in Bend, and my usual reaction is a quiet thought &#8220;there but for the grace of God go I.&#8221; Then I looked to the left and saw somebody in a&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=439\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Now There&#8217;s a Job I Don&#8217;t Want&#8230;First In A Series<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[670,741,845,1182,1409,1477,1518,1562],"class_list":["post-439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evils","tag-elvis-presley","tag-fake-guitar","tag-fuzzy-tree","tag-little-caesars","tag-panhandler","tag-pizza","tag-prancing","tag-rain","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}