{"id":474,"date":"2010-05-20T22:13:15","date_gmt":"2010-05-21T05:13:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=474"},"modified":"2010-05-20T22:13:15","modified_gmt":"2010-05-21T05:13:15","slug":"burger-king-strikes-again-only-this-time-i-struck-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=474","title":{"rendered":"Burger King Strikes Again (Only This Time I Struck Back)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was a busy and somewhat stressful day after a full day (yesterday) of sleeping due to being sick.  In the midst of making phone calls about jobs and running around getting copies made of job applications, I realized I hadn&#8217;t eaten lunch.<\/p>\n<p>Instead of coming right home after I got the copies made (Lazer Quick ROCKS, by the way) I stopped by Burger King.<\/p>\n<p>Now I hate ketchup and lettuce on my burgers, and I really am not all that fond of mayonnaise either.<\/p>\n<p>So I ordered my usual double Whopper with cheese and bacon, no ketchup, no lettuce, easy mayonnaise, heavy onion and heavy pickles.<\/p>\n<p>I was charged extra for the bacon which becomes important to the story a little later on.<\/p>\n<p>When I get home, I take my Whopper out of the sack.<\/p>\n<p>Even before I unwrap it something feels off or wrong, and when I unwrap it I figure out what is wrong.<\/p>\n<p>I have a lot of pickles, a lot of onions, a little bit of mayonnaise, and a SINGLE meat patty with cheese and NO bacon at all.<\/p>\n<p>I paid $5.19 for a double Whopper with cheese and bacon.<\/p>\n<p>A single Whopper with cheese and no bacon is around $2.99; I&#8217;ve been massively overcharged for this sandwich.<\/p>\n<p>Now normally I simply grumble a lot (to myself and\/or to online friends) when fast food orders get messed up, but this one just made me angry.  So I turned around and drove right back to Burger King.<\/p>\n<p>It got even better when I arrived at Burger King, sandwich in hand.  The cashier who originally took my order reads the receipt and we both agree she rang it up correctly.<\/p>\n<p>She tells the cook she needs a &#8216;customer service&#8217; on my order.  He says, &#8216;Oh yeah, I knew I forgot the bacon on that one.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know who was more shocked, the cashier or me.<\/p>\n<p>She says, &#8216;You KNEW you forgot the bacon yet you said\/did nothing and just wrapped it up?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She then has to read the order to him twice because he&#8217;s also insisting it wasn&#8217;t a double Whopper in the first place.<\/p>\n<p>I then watch this guy fix my double Whopper.  I doubt he had a clue I could see every move he made either.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s so angry at the cashier and at me that when he gets done, he literally throws the wrapped double Whopper on the shelf.<\/p>\n<p>Is this guy going to be a cook at Burger King much longer? I DON&#8217;T THINK SO!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was a busy and somewhat stressful day after a full day (yesterday) of sleeping due to being sick. In the midst of making phone calls about jobs and running around getting copies made of job applications, I realized I hadn&#8217;t eaten lunch. Instead of coming right home after I got the copies made (Lazer&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=474\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Burger King Strikes Again (Only This Time I Struck Back)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[187,308,406,635,636,811,1154,1224],"class_list":["post-474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","tag-bacon","tag-burger-king","tag-cheese","tag-double-whopper","tag-double-whopper-with-cheese-and-bacon","tag-forgot","tag-lettuce","tag-mayonnaise","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=474"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}