{"id":739,"date":"2010-08-20T19:16:48","date_gmt":"2010-08-21T02:16:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=739"},"modified":"2010-08-20T19:16:48","modified_gmt":"2010-08-21T02:16:48","slug":"adventures-in-health-care","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=739","title":{"rendered":"Adventures in Health Care"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back on July 26, 2010 I had a massive coughing\/allergy attack. I coughed so hard I nearly threw up not just once but twice.  A friend suggested that I steam my sinuses which eased things a lot, and then I took a Benadryl Allergy KapGel which knocked me out.<\/p>\n<p>The next morning I wasn&#8217;t coughing but my entire upper body felt like somebody had taken a baseball bat to it repeatedly.  Finally about 3:00 that afternoon I took some Advil and a short nap, that seemed to take care of all of the pain.<\/p>\n<p>In the days following the allergy attack, I continued to have pain under my left breast.  I assumed that I&#8217;d pulled a muscle or perhaps cracked a rib, but it wasn&#8217;t getting any better. The only position I could find any relief from the pain was lying flat on my back in bed.<\/p>\n<p>Finally on Sunday August 8 2010 I went to the emergency room.  I was placed on oxygen immediately and they started a battery of tests. After an EKG, lung function test, nebulizer treatment, blood test, urine test, and a cat scan it was finally determined that I had clots in both lungs.  I was admitted to the hospital itself at about 5:30 pm Sunday evening.<\/p>\n<p>An IV heparin drip and IV saline solution was set up; the saline solution was to keep me hydrated and the heparin is a blood thinner.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t ever let anyone tell you that being in the hospital is restful. My blood sugar was tested every 6 hours, my vitals (blood pressure, temperature, pulse) were taken every 4 hours and my INR (a measure of how fast or slow my blood clots) was taken at regular intervals.<\/p>\n<p>The power packs for the IV pole often chose to start beeping (occlusion in the line or low battery power) in the middle of the night and I would have to wait for a nurse to reset them. Now I can sleep through a lot of things but the beeping from my IV power packs wasn&#8217;t one of them.<\/p>\n<p>I urinated often due to the IVs and that was fun, dragging my IV pole and oxygen tubes to the bathroom!<\/p>\n<p>I got more sleep in the middle of the afternoon than I did at night. But no matter when I slept, I usually got no more than 2 hours of sleep at a time. Being in the hospital is hard work!! My room had a great view but that didn&#8217;t make up for the lack of sleep.<\/p>\n<p>The food was great too, except for the one bowl of cream of mushroom soup that had NO salt at all, and I really liked that they have you order off a menu so you can kind of customize the meal.<\/p>\n<p>Somewhere along the way one of the nurses and\/or cna&#8217;s missed the note in my chart that it was that time of the month for me.  As everything I eliminated was monitored, the nurse\/cna apparently freaked out when she saw blood in my urine.  So bright and early on Monday morning &#8211;but not before I&#8217;d ordered my breakfast&#8211; I was sent to ultrasound for a totally unnecessary scan of my bladder and kidneys.  Everybody including me assumed this ultrasound was for my legs since that is where most blood clots start; I didn&#8217;t know that it was for my bladder and kidneys until the ultrasound technician said to me &#8216;You&#8217;re here for a scan of your bladder and kidneys?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Finally I got back to my room where my breakfast is now stone-cold.  I had been told that I could re-order my breakfast so I did as the thought of eating cold, wet (condensation from the lid dripped onto my food) toast and a cold omelet did absolutely nothing for me.<\/p>\n<p>I also smelled like an very ripe old goat as they hadn&#8217;t allowed me to take a shower.  I finally got a shower on Tuesday afternoon and then I was discharged late Tuesday afternoon. I&#8217;ve never been so happy to see my house as I was that day.<\/p>\n<p>My cats aren&#8217;t used to being alone either, and I&#8217;d never dreamed that I would be admitted to the hospital.  So the first thing I heard when I got in the door was Percy&#8217;s mouth, and the last thing I heard before I went to bed that night was Percy&#8217;s mouth.  Neither cat let me out of their sight for several days after I got home.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m currently taking Metformin twice a day because I am pre-diabetic in addition to all my other problems.  My blood sugars were quite high in the hospital, my A1C is 6.5 (anything over 6.2 is considered bad), and I weigh nearly 300 pounds.<\/p>\n<p>I am also taking two blood thinners: Fragmin which I inject into my abdomen every day and warfarin (also known as coumidin). I also take my anti-depressant (Celexa), an iron tablet (I am anemic again), and Tylenol as needed for the pain under my breast. They have now added a medication for high blood pressure, which makes me drowsy.<\/p>\n<p>And I am on oxygen 24\/7 although yesterday I had a doctors appointment and my blood oxygen saturation was at 95% without being on the oxygen (the little backpack canisters are not delivering oxygen to my lungs so there&#8217;s no point in using them). At first being on oxygen made me feel old as methuselah but after my first attempt at getting the mail without it, I decided I&#8217;d rather look OLD as compared to being DEAD!<\/p>\n<p>I received the bill from the hospital today.  Mind you, this is only what the hospital itself billed, as the doctors are all independent contractors. I was in the hospital from noon Sunday to 3 pm Tuesday and it cost $11970.00. Throw in the $2000.00 for doctors and lab work equals a total of around $14000.00; I could have gone on a nice vacation for that kind of money<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back on July 26, 2010 I had a massive coughing\/allergy attack. I coughed so hard I nearly threw up not just once but twice. A friend suggested that I steam my sinuses which eased things a lot, and then I took a Benadryl Allergy KapGel which knocked me out. The next morning I wasn&#8217;t coughing&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=739\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Adventures in Health Care<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[29,119,132,217,246,254,265,267,286,287,372,374,519,521,527,820,944,974,1026,1061,1074,1075,1106,1240,1241,1398,1399,1441,1549,1661,1964,1994,1995,1996,2037],"class_list":["post-739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures-in-health-care","tag-11970-00","tag-allergies","tag-anemic","tag-beeping","tag-bill","tag-bladder","tag-blood-clots","tag-blood-test","tag-breakfast","tag-breast","tag-cat-scan","tag-cats","tag-coughing","tag-coumidin","tag-cracked-rib","tag-fragmin","tag-heparin","tag-hospital","tag-independent-contractors","tag-iron","tag-iv-power-packs","tag-ivs","tag-kidneys","tag-metformin","tag-methuselah","tag-oxygen","tag-oxygen-saturation","tag-percy","tag-pulled-muscle","tag-saline-solution","tag-ultrasound","tag-urinated","tag-urination","tag-urine","tag-warfarin","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}