{"id":907,"date":"2011-01-18T17:27:02","date_gmt":"2011-01-19T00:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=907"},"modified":"2011-01-18T17:27:02","modified_gmt":"2011-01-19T00:27:02","slug":"if-only-you-can-shorten-the-writing-a-bit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=907","title":{"rendered":"“if only you can shorten the writing a bit”"},"content":{"rendered":"

if only you can shorten the writing a bit<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Here’s a solution or two:<\/p>\n

1) Learn to speed read (that presupposes you read at all, which is highly doubtful)<\/p>\n

2) Go away and make nonsensical spam comments on some other blog.<\/p>\n

I know which I’d prefer you do.<\/p>\n

Then again, I am an intelligent BITCH (babe in total control of herself) and proud of it, while you are just a spamming idiot whose nonsense comment now occupies top spot in my spam folder (at least until I delete it and block your url, link, and ip to boot!!)<\/p>\n

Is that short enough for you or should I dumb it down even further? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

if only you can shorten the writing a bit Here’s a solution or two: 1) Learn to speed read (that presupposes you read at all, which is highly doubtful) 2) Go away and make nonsensical spam comments on some other blog. I know which I’d prefer you do. Then again, I am an intelligent BITCH… Continue reading “if only you can shorten the writing a bit”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[250,651,871,1006,1043,1145,1351,1570,1719,1765,1770,1773,1781,2108],"class_list":["post-907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupid","tag-bitch","tag-dumb","tag-go-away","tag-idiot","tag-intelligent","tag-learn","tag-nonsensical","tag-read","tag-shorten","tag-spam","tag-spammer","tag-spamming-idiot","tag-speed-read","tag-writing","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}