{"id":97,"date":"2010-01-30T17:02:28","date_gmt":"2010-01-31T01:02:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i-dont-think-so.com\/wordpress\/?p=97"},"modified":"2010-01-30T17:02:28","modified_gmt":"2010-01-31T01:02:28","slug":"isnt-reisling-a-white-wine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=97","title":{"rendered":"Isn&#8217;t Reisling a WHITE wine?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On December 7, 2007 my father passed away.\u00a0 I lived with him, I found him dead on his bed, and\u00a0 so this was a really stressful time for me.<\/p>\n<p>The first night (the night he died) I spent with friends.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t sleep a wink BUT it was still better than being home ALONE.<\/p>\n<p>I came home the next day in the late afternoon. That night I could not sleep for love nor money.\u00a0 I tried reading a boring book &#8230;&#8230; I tried a warm bath &#8230;&#8230;..then I remembered there was some Reisling (white wine) in the refrigerator and I thought that might help.<\/p>\n<p>The first problem was I couldn&#8217;t get the bleeping cork out of the bleeping bottle.\u00a0 It literally shredded into big pieces and fell down the neck of the bottle into the wine.\u00a0 So I&#8217;m thinking I need to strain the wine.\u00a0 The only thing I have to strain it through is (white) coffee filters.<\/p>\n<p>So I get the coffee filters set up over a large glass.\u00a0 I start pouring the wine and I notice it&#8217;s the color of tea that has been steeped just a tad bit too long or maybe slightly watered down Coca-Cola. I didn&#8217;t think\u00a0 the cork was in there long enough to change the color &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m thinking to myself, Reisling is\u00a0 supposed to be a WHITE wine isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>Being that I&#8217;m not much of a wine drinker (actually not much of a drinker at all), I went in my bedroom where the computer was and asked my friend Liz in Australia the burning question: Isn&#8217;t Reisling a white wine?<\/p>\n<p>She of course tells me yes and asks me why I&#8217;m asking her.\u00a0 I say I just poured myself a glass of Reisling and its brown as brown can be.\u00a0 I swear I could almost hear her laughter clear from Australia.<\/p>\n<p>And after two glasses of BROWN Reisling&#8230;&#8230;.I still couldn&#8217;t fall asleep.<\/p>\n<p>Do I think I will ever drink BROWN Reisling again?\u00a0 I DON&#8217;T THINK SO.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On December 7, 2007 my father passed away.\u00a0 I lived with him, I found him dead on his bed, and\u00a0 so this was a really stressful time for me. The first night (the night he died) I spent with friends.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t sleep a wink BUT it was still better than being home ALONE. I&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/?p=97\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Isn&#8217;t Reisling a WHITE wine?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[172,293,449,516,1034,1595,2090],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beverages","tag-australia","tag-brown","tag-coffee-filters","tag-cork","tag-insomnia","tag-reisling","tag-wine","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/i-dont-think-so.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}