Author: Suellen Roley

Monster is the WORST!!

Of all my commentary, comments, and complaints about job sites, job hunting, references, etc (and there are even more than I thought there were; see the links below) Monster.com gets the grand prize for being the most user-unfriendly job site on the planet. First they find a virus attached to the selfsame resume I have… Continue reading Monster is the WORST!!

So Much For the Tea Tree Oil Shampoo

http://www.i-dont-think-so.com/?p=171 So I finally ran out of the Aloe Joba shampoo and started using the Paul Mitchell Tea Tree Special Shampoo. At first, other than smelling like a large box of Junior Mints after I washed my hair, everything was great. Then the itching started again. And it was worse than anything I ever experienced… Continue reading So Much For the Tea Tree Oil Shampoo

Now There’s a Job I Won’t Even Apply For

http://www.i-dont-think-so.com/?p=439 I’d rather dance around on the street corner advertising Little Caesars Pizza than apply for this job! So here I was feeling sorry for the Bend Parks and Recreation employees that get to clean up the goose shit (http://www.i-dont-think-so.com/?p=603) when I found this job description from that selfsame Bend Parks and Recreation. After finding… Continue reading Now There’s a Job I Won’t Even Apply For

An Epic Monster or a Monster Epic? YOU Decide!

I am a recruiter at Epic. I found your resume on Monster.com and think you could be a match for our Software Development position. Epic is one of the world’s premiere developers of healthcare software. If you haven’t heard of Epic, don’t be surprised – Forbes recently referred to us as the “Silent Giant” of… Continue reading An Epic Monster or a Monster Epic? YOU Decide!

$22,000.00 Per YEAR To Clean Up Goose Shit?

The bleeding-heart liberals and environmentalists and hunters all over the USA are having a field day because Bend, Oregon had a memorial service for 109 Canada geese that were euthanized because they are overrunning local parks. The hunters are upset that the city of Bend didn’t allow hunters to go in and shoot the birds.… Continue reading $22,000.00 Per YEAR To Clean Up Goose Shit?

Adventures in Toilet Land

Those of you that read my post about Dream House (HGTV Are You Listening) http://www.i-dont-think-so.com/?p=491 will remember that I have toilet issues. Specifically: 1) I’d love to have working toilets. 1a) The one in the second bathroom flushes when I take the lid off the tank and pull something (don’t ask me what). The piece… Continue reading Adventures in Toilet Land

Freshly Made Salad, My Hind Leg

Safeway strikes again! First off to get what I wanted I had to drive to two Safeway stores, one off of Highway 20 and the other at 3rd and Franklin. One would think that if a store was going to sell shredded cheese at all, they would have more than one variety (mozzarella) available. But… Continue reading Freshly Made Salad, My Hind Leg

Assumptions, My Mother, My Friend, and Me

My (partial) email to my friend: My mothers last less than brilliant idea is that she move down here and live with me. While this would solve financial problems, it would create a whole new set of probably worse problems. And I ended up telling her–after she made some insulting comments–that I’d rather live on… Continue reading Assumptions, My Mother, My Friend, and Me

Ain’t Nobody Here But This Chicken!!

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